Black Friday: Save or Pain?

Picture this; you've waited all night, your amidst a Thanksgiving Hangover. You are about to enter into a Hunger Games-Esc Scenario involving a fight to the death for savings on merchandise. However, before you put yourself through that pain, take a step back and look at yourself, is it worth loosing all your civility for this?  

I offer you another solution; online shopping. A far less painful way to Black Friday shop. If you still desire to, or did go, Black Friday shopping, I hope you are pleased with when you shoved the old lady to the ground to get the last Xbox 360. To the few that kept their dignity while shopping, thank you.